if I had a nickel for every time a cat got stuck in my moving van…I guess I’d be a nickel richer. look at the picture of the cat, though. obviously she ran away for a reason; that damn woman is strangling her.

maybe you think you’ve got what it takes to triumph in the chicken or tuna sandwich identification test, where I managed to get a whopping 4 out of 10 right. I think it might be the fact that all I ever guessed was ‘chicken’, since tuna salad is for losers. yeah, you heard me.

also, peep the world’s worst game room. I never knew vending machines could be so handy. but I guess if you’re in a hurry to gamble, you can’t always remember to pack your toothbrush.

saw this on airbag.ca. it seems like a very middle-aged-white-person thing to do.

the whole redesign thing is still happening at some point. I’d hoped to get it done for the may 1st reboot, but for now I’m satisfied with getting the structure down, and changing the style sheet later, because css is that cool.

we’re also your one-stop source for nation building.

in case you were wondering why my news links always come from the bbc, it’s because I don’t trust the news media here. my news, like the chinese media, is from two sources: the bbc, and the onion.