what a jackass

I know there were a lot of angry people voicing their idiotic opinions following this year’s superbowl halftime show, but most of them weren’t stupid enough to sue.

Mr Stephenson filed a claim in small claims court because information in TV previews led him to believe the half-time show would include marching bands, balloons and patriotic celebration.

marching bands, balloons and flag-waving displays of patriotism? why, that sounds so unlike any sort of programming I’ve ever seen. they’re not around for every festival, celebration, pageant, anniversary, quilting bee, bar mitzvah, or high school football game. no, sir! this “super of bowls” sounds like something I can put the bible down to watch.