if I was drunk and had a talking car, you’d better believe that I’d let it be the designated driver.

for the last time, yes, I’ve seen the new eminem video. so stop sending it. but what are you *really* trying to say, mr. mathers? it’s all so vague for simple folk like me.

the whole celebrity political activism thing just doesn’t appeal to me. maybe it’s because christina aguilera decided to join the cause. sure, the whole voter registration thing helps. but once a little bit of opinion enters the question, the whole thing just gets ugly.

this guy is begging for a lawsuit by distributing a dvd-rip of fahrenheit 9/11, but hey, michael moore says it’s okay. what the studio (lion’s gate) wants… well, that’s a different matter.

so go download the movie before it gets pulled. even if you hate michael moore, it’s at least worth seeing for one man’s viewpoint on the “war on terror”.

by the way, I’m so sick of hearing “war on terror”. it doesn’t make sense. you can’t declare war on an emotion. it’s like declaring war on “angry”. who the hell thought that up?

the british newspaper the guardian decided to put together a stunt to sway undecided voters in clark county, ohio, but a lot of people just didn’t get the joke.

Consider this: stay out of American electoral politics. Unless you would like a company of US Navy Seals - Republican to a man - to descend upon the offices of the Guardian, bag the lot of you, and transport you to Guantanamo Bay, where you can share quarters with some lonely Taliban shepherd boys.

what, you mean you don’t want other countries messing with your “democratic” elections? shocking.

this is a follow-up to the whole conservative media thing.

Next thing you know, the CBS anchor continued, “your boss or somebody on your staff will say, you know what, if we run this story we’re asking for trouble with a capital T. Why do it, why not just pass on by? That happens–I’m sorry to report that happens. Now you can say that it is the result of fear, it’s the result of not wanting to deal with the trouble of all those e-mails.”

punks. all of them.