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January 25, 2005

go team america!

ninja rumsfeld

“those are not spirit fingers. these are spirit fingers.”

good news, citizens! turns out team america really does exist, and they’re the ones responsible for digging saddam out of his spider-hole, among other things. but don’t fret, they’re only here to make sure the bad guys don’t come to your house. all that other stuff about being outside the bounds of congress just aren’t true, because that’s what they told us, and would they ever lie? of course not.

so where is all the funding coming from? well, there’s a reason why bush is asking for $80 billion.

5 comments to “go team america!” :

  1. Smunger
    26th Jan 05 @ 08:55 AM

    Johnny 5 is Alive.
    That robot warrior thing is freaky.

  2. Howard Dean
    27th Jan 05 @ 02:10 AM

    For Honor, by Kat Jaske. A “dirty” book yet still good.

    christianbookpreviews.com

  3. kevin
    27th Jan 05 @ 06:02 PM

    why is your sister writing smut?

    and is hillary editing it?

  4. Karen Jaske
    27th Jan 05 @ 06:46 PM

    Who knew my Mormon sister was a writer of such smut!? I love it. Yes, Hillary helped to edit it. Even though it is dirty, it still got a good review, so that is good.

  5. kevin
    28th Jan 05 @ 09:52 AM

    wow, and I was just kidding. guess it’s a requirement for hillary to edit dirty books.