March 7, 2005
i’m so damn proud of myself
I meant to post this earlier today, but the power mysteriously went out in our office building.
I finally went to see the dentist for the first time in about 2.5 years this past thursday, and got a completely clean bill of health (bill of teeth?). not only that, my new dentist and hygentist even said I did a fantastic job brushing and flossing. no one’s ever complimented my dental habits before, so it was very strange. at my old dentist’s, everyone there was working in concert to mess with my head. every time I’d go in, they’d come up with something new and cryptic for me to do: you’re not brushing hard enough. you’re brushing too hard. buy this $70 bottle of fluoride that does nothing.
and now I realize what a friggin’ dental superstar I am.
8th Mar 05 @ 8:36 AM
Once I went to the dentist and apon viewing my teeth he simply said “Magnificent, I can do no more”
Then he called the hygenist in with a sketchpad and they spent the next 20 minutes sketching my mouth.
Then he informed me that I was to go up on his refrigerator as the mouth of the month.
8th Mar 05 @ 1:13 PM
that’s a goddamn lie. I know for a fact that you have no teeth due to the tragic smelting accident.
8th Mar 05 @ 3:10 PM
Congrats. Was his name Dr. Stoycheff?
9th Mar 05 @ 8:05 AM
Has anyone gone to Harmon? I hear he puts you under with gas and then takes the change from your pockets.
9th Mar 05 @ 4:52 PM
that’s just an urban legend, like pop rocks + pepsi. or the moon landings.
11th Mar 05 @ 1:50 PM
Or Democracy.