cocaine is a hell of a drug. that’s the only explanation I can come up with after looking at the stats for the site in the past 30 days. search queries from google, etc. are logged when my site is hit, and aside from the stupid poker and gambling bots, there have been some pretty strange ones.

have a look for yourself:

as you can see, nick stoycheff’s popularity is tied with the phrase “‘karen’s cleavage’ gallery”, which is very surprising, given that karen’s cleavage seems to be incredibly popular around these parts. I also don’t know why people would believe that there’s an entire gallery of cleavage out there, so maybe there’s an untapped niche market for you entrepreneurs. japanese businessmen would go crazy for that kind of thing.

scurvy dogs! stop your squabblin’ or you’ll be headin’ to davy jones’ locker.

yarr.

if you’re watching tv tonight, chances are that you’ll come across king george’s Very Special Episode of Joey, or as I like to call it, “bureaucracy gone wild: hurricane edition”.

what better way to help those affected by katrina than to hold yet another media event? as much fun as it was watching bureaucrats and legislators (republicans and democrats alike) on cnn pat each other on the back for standing around and doing nothing while people were dying, this time you can’t avoid it. it’s going to be on every channel – apart from upn, who will probably be rerunning “r u the girl? with t-boz and chilli”.
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from amanda’s description, it was a pretty close call (the water level rose within inches of the house), and the yard was pretty torn up. but the great news is that the berg home has emerged practically unscathed.