rumor has it that last night during lundi gras, a familiar face beak made its long-awaited return. stories of a tall bird carrying a multicolored spear have been circulating, and it seems that reports of his untimely death may have been greatly exaggerated…

the word on the street is that he will appear before us all again tonight, in an effort to calm muslim-european relations (and also to get really hammered).

bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass,
gon’ blast squeeze first ask questions last,
that’s how most of these so-called gangsters pass.

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