they tricksied me

… and who are you wearing?

I don’t usually watch the oscars, because it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference in the end who wins and who doesn’t. the only things it truly changes is being able to put “academy award winner” before an actor’s name in the trailer, and how many millions more they sign for, per picture. but those tricksy hobbitses academy-types got me interested when they picked jon stewart to host. and when they showed those smear commercials for best actress, it seemed like it was all going to be worth it.

but now this academy president guy is on, ragging on about how DVDs are the devil! and you must go see a movie in the theater, and we want your money, blah blah blah.

now I remember why I don’t watch this bullshit.