darwin? more like darlose.

being 32nd out of 33 nations doesn’t mean much to this country of crackpots. nowhere else would you find this type of thing:

For instance, Hubbard’s 1958 book Have You Lived Before This Life documents past lives described by individual Scientologists during auditing sessions. These included memories of being “deceived into a love affair with a robot decked out as a beautiful red-haired girl”, being run over by a Martian bishop driving a steamroller, being transformed into an intergalactic walrus that perished after falling out of a flying saucer, and being “a very happy being who strayed to the planet Nostra 23,064,000,000 years ago”.

now, I like to make fun of scientology and all, but that’s just fucking crazy. in fact, it sounds remarkably like something douglas adams would have written while drunk.

mace-face, po-lice chase;
has clarett fallen from grace?
hope it’s not the case.

maurice clarett: one wrong turn — that’ll be the title of his tv movie. so remember whose name goes on that check, espn ocho.
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