I thought about calling state farm today to see if they insured against this sort of thing, but I’m afraid of how much my premium might jump up.

it’s times like these when I wish reagan would’ve built his star wars program back in the 80’s. there’s also the added bonus of knocking the fox news satellite out of action by “accident”.

at long last, my copy of rock band has arrived from amazon. now for the hard part: picking out band names. forming the actual band itself is no big deal: the true musicians will rise to the top.

congratulations to the olsens. in dave’s own words:

Weighing in at an even 7lbs, wearing the white trunks it’s Amelia Lee Olsen. Amelia was born this morning (Jan. 2) at 5.11am. There was a little concern at first regarding her intake of oxygen but she seems to be doing fine. Mom is doing well though she should try getting some sleep. I’m sure people will be stopping by during the day so she’ll need her rest.